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Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.
Harry: Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.
Annie: Come on, you can see Britney's house from here!
Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.
Annie [to Dixon]: All they need to know is that you're my brother. That's my story.
Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Navid: Just watch our for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.
Naomi: Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.
Naomi: Yes, George, I was at the gynecologist, who told me to remind you to keep your vagina clean.
Kelly Taylor: You know exactly what Beverly Hills people are like.
Harry: Exactly why I moved to Kansas.
Teacher: Are you lost?
Annie: Completely.
Silver: You'll learn to dig me, trust me.
Silver: You can call me Erin, but I won't respond.
Naomi: You're gonna need new clothes. So we'll go shopping after school.
Harry: Mrs. Clark and I went out for a bit back in high school.
Ryan: Looks like principal's kid has some game.
Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]: Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
Tabitha: I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.
Naomi: Early birthday present for myself, from myself. Aren't I nice?
Naomi: Why are you always so mean to me?
Ryan: Who said I was mean? [to bartender} She's underage. Don't serve. I guess that was mean. Oops.
Debbie [to Mrs. Clark]: I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.
Tabitha: Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
Ethan [on Naomi]: We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.
Silver: It's not that I dont like her. I hate her. Naomi is the Anti-Christ.
Annie: Well, the Anti-Christ didn't trash me in front of half a million people. You did.
Silver: That's what a blog is supposed to do: cause problems.
Dixon: When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.
Annie: Do you remember what I told you I liked about you the first time we met?
Ethan: That I was frightfully honest.
Annie: Yeah. I'm just wondering what happened to that guy I liked from a couple summers ago. Because this new one is an ass.
Annie: You sound like a spoiled brat.
Naomi: Well you sounds like a spoiled bitch. And just so we're clear, you're completely disinvited to my birthday party!
Debbie: Sometimes I feel like we bend over backwards for Dixon, but we don't do the same for Annie.
Navid: You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!
Naomi: Is it true? Are you cheating on me? Don't lie to me.
Silver: There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.
Ethan [to Annie]: I was trying to find that guy you liked a couple summers ago.
Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.
Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.
Tabitha: I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
Annie [on long distance break up with Jason]: We are both geographically undesirable.
Ethan: Do you want me to kick his ass? Because I could totally do that for you.
Annie: He'd kill you. But thanks for the thought!
Naomi: It was a fabulous party. I just expect to see you there, with all your morals and everything.
Ryan: You''re too easy. Anyone ever tell you that?
Kelly: Not lately.
Silver [to Annie]: If Ty Collins is in to you, you should be in to Ty Collins. So to speak.
Random girl: I'm so sorry that happened to you. I don't know why people cheat.
Naomi: Who are you and why are you talking to me?
Naomi: The harder the slap, the harder they rub back.
Annie: He has a jet, Silver. A jet! It's like I'm Pretty Woman, only I'm not a whore.
Silver: See ya around, Cheetah Girls. Try not to break a nail!
Ryan: Everyone comes with some baggage.
Kelly: I don't really consider my son baggage.
Ryan: Four and a half. That is a wonderful age... I don't know if that's true. I just hear people say it.
Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
Ethan: At least I got someone who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.
Navid: They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.
Debbie: I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.
Naomi: Are you breaking up with me?
Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.
Harry [to Dixon]: I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.
Debbie: There's a lot of temptation here. I'm concerned about how it's gonna affect the kids.
Harry: I'm the first to admit that I wasn't the greatest guy back then.
Debbie: I'm more concerned with the kind of guy you are now.





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